12/27/2023 0 Comments Military keeps buying tanksIf you don't regularly contend with highly lethal battlefields, like the Eisenhower Expressway, an Abrams tank has myriad other uses that make it the perfect choice for today's on-the-go commuter.įrustrated by city dwellers who use folding chairs and other random items to call "dibs" on parking spaces in the winter? With your new 32-foot long, 12-foot wide Abrams M1 Metropolitan Transportation Device, just roll over the neighbor's milk crates, pop open the hatch and shout, "Dibs!" (For added effect, you can use the tank's 105 mm cannon to blow the roof off the offending neighbor's two-flat.) That's why it's incumbent upon we, the people, to purchase these rolling beauties, described on the Army's website as "particularly suitable for attacking or defending against large concentrations of heavy armor forces on a highly lethal battlefield."
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